Picture this.
Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.
You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.
As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?
Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.
2Carlton
DA DADA DA DA.
I'll give credit where it's due. As much as this mob grind my gears, and their perpetual failures warm my cold, dead heart, this tune is a right banger.
The only reason it's not number one is, similarly to Essendon, they lose points for the ridiculousness of their lyrics in the current climate.
"We're the team that never lets you down."
I have friends that have only ever been let down by this rabble of a club. Get it together, Baggers. For what it's worth, I back Collingwood legend, Graham Wright, to nail the coaching appointment.
