Picture this.

Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.

You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.

As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?

Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.

1Richmond

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 28: Dustin Martin of the Tigers reacts to being named the Norm Smith winner during the 2019 Toyota AFL Grand Final match between the Richmond Tigers and the GWS Giants at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on September 28, 2019 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Daniel Carson/AFL Photos via Getty Images)
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 28: Dustin Martin of the Tigers reacts to being named the Norm Smith winner during the 2019 Toyota AFL Grand Final match between the Richmond Tigers and the GWS Giants at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on September 28, 2019 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Daniel Carson/AFL Photos via Getty Images)

The gold standard.

The Tigers take home the number one spot, even if one of the two things I picture when I hear the track is Kath Day-Knight having a dance in her kitchen.

The other, of course, is the infamously reserved Dustin Martin ending the shortest Norm Smith Medal acceptance speech in history with a passionate scream of "YELLOW AND BLACK" after the club's demolition of the Giants in the 2019 Grand Final.

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