Picture this.
Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.
You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.
As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?
Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.
3Collingwood
Yep, time for the big reveal.
Three of the traditional powerhouses make up the podium.
It truly means so much to me that the loyalty woven into my beloved club's DNA gets a mention in the song that follows each victory.
Extra points for the word "barrackers" - no other club uses it in their song, and that's a missed opportunity.
It's the oldest track still in use, too, dating back to 1906. Sticking fat - it's a Collingwood thing.
