Picture this.

Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.

You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.

As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?

Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.

6Port Adelaide

A truly regal introduction gives way to a super catchy tune. Points are awarded for the subtle reference to the club's lengthy SANFL history.

"Come on, Port Adelaide aggression," has been a vocal stim of mine on many a boys trip, and so having this track any lower would simply be disingenuous to who I really am.

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