Picture this.
Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.
You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.
As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?
Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.
8Geelong
It's pretty hard to argue with the proclamation of greatness that opens the Cats' anthem.
They've been around the mark for much of this century - infuriatingly so.
The reference to their home ground and the proud patriotism that must engender for those down the highway is another tick.

























