We’re back for Round 14 of Zero Hanger’s weekly ‘five useless stats’ series.

Every week Aaron Delaporte from Useless AFL Stats will take a look at the most useless statistics from the weekend just gone, the absurd, the ridiculous and just the plain outrageous.

With the shortened round it's just four stats this week but these are the most captivatingly Useless Stats from the week just gone.

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2. Lyons leads the Lions

Jarryd Lyons was credited as one of the best players for Brisbane in their win over North Melbourne - for those who like their Fantasy Footy he scored 161 pts which is a huge effort.

He had a rather amazing stat sheet with 12 tackles, six marks and 36 disposals

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 10: Jarryd Lyons of the Lions controls the ball during the round 21 AFL match between the Brisbane Lions and the Gold Coast Suns at The Gabba on August 10, 2019 in Brisbane, Australia. (Photo by Jono Searle/AFL Photos via Getty Images)

, but what is even more amazing is that from all those 36 - which included 22 kicks and 14 handballs - none of them were credited with a score involvement.

 

This meant every time he disposed of the ball it was turned over or went out of bounds at some subsequent point. This gives him the new AFL record for disposals without a score involvement.

The previous record holder was Fremantle defender Luke Ryan with (34), whilst Liam Picken and Jake Lloyd (33), Aaron Hall and Rory Laird (32), Andrew Gaff, Matt Priddis and Luke McDonald (30) have also had decent tallies without a score involvement.