Zero Hanger's Banner Man has added his voice to the chorus of those piling on Telstra after their recent network outages.
The suburb of North Melbourne's newest addition, that being a reasonably unnecessary new metro station for the sleepy neck of the woods, has also drawn his ire, as Collingwood prepare to 'host' the Kangaroos, at the Kangaroos' home ground, on Friday night.
Craig McRae's men have generated some momentum for themselves as the bite of winter takes hold, claiming three consecutive victories.
The first two of those three triumphs came against the lowly Power and Tigers, but Collingwood caused a stir in the landscape in escaping Carrara with the four points after a spiteful clash with the Gold Coast Suns, last time out.
Meanwhile, the Kangaroos failed to overcome their Adelaide hoodoo, falling to Port Adelaide in one of the least watchable games of the year in their most recent outing.
The result added credence to the naysayers, who are yet to be swayed by their eight wins this season.
Now, for the first time since before the Covid-19 pandemic, North Melbourne play primetime, Friday night football in Melbourne. Can they produce an upset with the eyes of the nation affixed firmly on them?
Collingwood
Collingwood fans get excited
To see footballing innovation.
The only excitement in North Melbourne
Is that new train station.
North Melbourne
The Kangas will win tonight,
We say without a smirk.
The Pies' defence has more holes
Than the Telstra network!
