Picture this.

Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.

You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.

As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?

Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.

14St Kilda

I get it, it's iconic, it's memorable, but golly gosh, not a whole lot happens in this one. There are 15 total words in this song. 15. That's it. 

The melody is grouse and it's iconic for the long suffering faithful, but I think it's overrated.

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