Picture this.
Your side has just played out of their skin to cause an almighty upset, with a goal after the siren, sealing the deal.
You hug your mates, let out a raucous cheer, spill a bit of beer and prepare to unleash the most tone-deaf rendition of your club's song, as your players mob their match-winner.
As the opening notes ring out around your home ground, are you happy with the tune you're about to sing? Is it catchy, free of cringe and classic?
Some clubs boast anthems that hit the mark. Others don't. Here's my ranking, from ear sore to elite.
16Greater Western Sydney
The only reason this track is not any lower is the post-ironic gravity afforded to it by neutral fans, especially come September.
It plays like a traditional Russian folk tune. I imagine men in funny hats and puffy pantaloons executing Kazotsky kicks every time the humorously baritone vocals come in.
I think the general footy public itself is unsure whether it is laughing at or with the Giants when this track plays. I'm sure it's deeply beloved by the Giants' 17 fans.
