Regrets are an inevitable part of life. They come with the territory of breathing and are a part of the unwritten deal we all sign for the right to exist.

Although some contrition can feel enormous – such as the misery born when a relationship breaks down or after committing a far more criminal act – others are forgotten in the blink of an eye.

In terms of the unpredictable game of football, there are a plethora of scenarios that have made or broken careers.

What if your side picked a different player from a certain draft?

What if your star spearhead had kicked straight when it mattered?

What if an island with a population of just over 10,000 could have kept your side alive?

Well, for fans of every creed we have sought to answer the question that has rankled you for years and kept you up at nights for far too long.

We can't promise that we won't open old wounds, as let's face it, that is the entire point of the exercise.

PART ONE: Adelaide, Brisbane Bears, Brisbane Lions, Carlton

PART THREE: Geelong, Gold Coast, Greater Western Sydney, Hawthorn 

PART FOUR: Melbourne, North Melbourne, Port Adelaide, Richmond

PART FIVE: Sydney, St Kilda, West Coast, Western Bulldogs

However, if we can help you find closure by looking at the facts and asking what if the doors slid the other way, then we have done our job.

As always, feel free to critique our non-linear traipses, as we are tipping some of you are unlikely to enjoy some of the conclusions we have drawn.

Following on from our first of five instalments, here is part two of the game's greatest 'what ifs' since 1990.

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Collingwood

What if Maynard had been paid a free-kick?

Having travelled back several decades for our past trifecta of sliding door moments, this jaunt into history is a walk to the corner store by comparison.

Although Collingwood supporters – and Eagles fans for that matter – don't require a refresher on what transpired on September 29, 2018 at the Punt Road end of the MCG, you're getting one anyway, so just bite down on something hard.

With two minutes and 17 seconds left on the clock in a decider dominated by Nathan Buckley's black and white clad men, the ball – after being moved in a miraculous chain down the southern wing – found its way inside West Coast's attacking arc for the umpteenth time in the final stanza.

Now, we all know that Dom Sheed's blood runs cold, following his straight as a die drop punt from just in front of Bay 13, but what if the bald Eagle was never afforded the chance to break black and white hearts everywhere? What if the umpire blew his whistle and pointed the other way?

Before Sheed could mark the Sherrin in the forward pocket, there were initially two players standing under the leather ovals drop zone – West Coast's Willie Rioli and the Magpie's Brayden Maynard.

Following the then 23-year-old's fly and grab across the face of this two-man dance card, Maynard let fly at the officiating umpire, Brett Rosebury, motioning that his run at the ball had been impeded by his opponent wearing a blue and gold guernsey.

Despite wild gesticulations, fervent howls and even the Channel 7 commentary in agreement, Rosebury was not buying what Maynard was selling, and the rest became history.

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 29: Dom Sheed of the Eagles and Brayden Maynard of the Magpies compete for the ball during the 2018 Toyota AFL Grand Final match between the West Coast Eagles and the Collingwood Magpies at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on September 29, 2018 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Michael Willson/AFL Media/Getty Images)

Still, did Maynard have cause for complaint? Did an umpiring decision rob the Magpies of their 16th AFL/VFL flag?

According to the page 49 of the league's ‘Laws of Australian Football 2018' document, rule 15.4.5 part D states that an umpire will pay a free-kick if a player:

‘Unduly pushes, bumps, blocks, holds an opposition Player or deliberately interferes with the arms of an opposition Player, who is in the act of Marking or attempting to Mark the football.'

For anyone that has just returned from Mars or has hung their hat under a boulder for the past 42-months, here is the video of the contest within the contest in question.

As can clearly be seen, Rioli clearly interferes with Maynard getting to the true drop of the ball – this much cannot be argued.

However, what must be mentioned is the idiomatic notion that umpires tend to ‘put the whistle away' in the dying stages of tightly fought, and important, contests.

And with little more than two-minutes left on the clock, two-points the difference and the fact that this was the season's decider, Rosebury would have had to be the owner of granite intestines or a death wish to award Maynard the ball in this particular instance.

Still, this lack of a decision in a game with laws as ambiguous as Australian Rules Football doesn't mean that Maynard wasn't rigor mortis stiff in this particular instance.

In addition to Rosebury's initial non-call, another must also be further inspected – did Dom Sheed actually play on after plucking the pill?

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 29: Dom Sheed of the Eagles kicks a goal late in the final term during the 2018 Toyota AFL Grand Final match between the West Coast Eagles and the Collingwood Magpies at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on September 29, 2018 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Michael Willson/AFL Media/Getty Images)

A return to the aforementioned rule book will show us that in 2018, umpires were instructed to ask a player to play on when:

‘The field Umpire is of the opinion that a Player, who has been awarded a Free Kick or a Mark, runs, Handballs or Kicks or attempts to Handball or Kick otherwise than over The Mark'.

With this in mind, it makes it hard for us to critique the field umpire on this occasion, as we are incapable of either telepathy or time travel.

In any case, it was more than likely that momentum carried Sheed away from his direct line to goal, as who in their right mind would play on deliberately in that part of the ground with less than 180-seconds left on the clock?

So, with it decided that Sheed was quite rightfully asked to head back and take his kick, but only after Maynard had a case to be incensed, what would the remainder of the match have looked like if Brett Rosebury, at this juncture, drove a dagger into the aortas of West Coast fans instead?

Prior to this moment in time, the Eagles undoubtedly held the upper-hand.

With the Magpies' lead shrinking incrementally from their game high standing of 29-points up in the 26th minute of the first quarter, West Coast had wandered inside 50 for seven scores in the last term – 2.5.

However, since the opening of the fourth stanza, Collingwood had once again drawn a lead of 12 points following majors from Brody Mihocek and Jordan De Goey.

AFL 1st Elimination Final - West Coast v Collingwood
PERTH, AUSTRALIA - OCTOBER 03: Brody Mihocek of the Magpies celebrates the win during the 2020 AFL First Elimination Final match between the West Coast Eagles and the Collingwood Magpies at Optus Stadium on October 03, 2020 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Daniel Carson/AFL Photos via Getty Images)

Although the Eagles were surging, if Rosebury had penalised Rioli and handed Maynard the ball, the Woodsmen's chances of victory would have surged

Across the afternoon, Maynard had spent time on the bench following a collision with Liam Ryan. The defender had also been tasked with manning the high-flyer, as well as his small forward partner, the aforementioned Rioli.

Despite supposedly offering very little across the contest in terms of offense, had Maynard been afforded the opportunity to milk valuable time from the clock, conservative estimations suggest that upwards of 20 seconds would have elapsed by the time the former Sandringham Dragon had found a teammate with his kick.

Had this next link in the chain also taken their time, then another identical block of time would naturally have expired.

But with Adam Simpson's infamous web in place, a long kick down the line would have almost certainly eventuated from here. If any of Collingwood's talls could have plucked a grab from this hypothetical kick, then the game would have been as good as done. If a stoppage were created, and the masses of both side's bodies were dragged towards it, the same outcome would have also appeared likely.

Even if Jeremy McGovern once again rose like a colossus, an identically flawless chain of possessions would need to be replicated, only this time with almost every player on the field clogging the southern side of the ground and the Eagles' route home,

Even though this theory is grounded in reality, a lot can still happen in two minutes – just ask a stock standard couch potato, as it is all they often need to whip up their signature dish.

However, if the final siren sounded, and the bastardised version of ‘Goodbye Dolly Gray' blared across the tannoy, then the complexion of the Collingwood Football Club would appear different on a surface level.

MELBOURNE, VICTORIA - SEPTEMBER 29: Magpies head coach Nathan Buckley look dejected after defeat after their defeat during the 2018 AFL Grand Final match between the Collingwood Magpies and the West Coast Eagles at Melbourne Cricket Ground on September 29, 2018 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Michael Dodge/AFL Media/Getty Images)

Firstly, Nathan Buckley – possibly the most tortured champion the game has ever known – would have finally got his hands on the premiership trophy – yes, I'm choosing not to count his assistant's role in 2010.

SEE ALSO: What if Nathan Buckley stayed a Bear?

Furthermore, the club that opposition fans delight in destroying for their plethora of past September slip ups would have drawn level with arch enemies Carlton and Essendon as the proud owners of 16 AFL/VFL flags.

In spite of these two positives, the silverware would not have stopped the ‘Do Better' review into the club's past of racial indiscretions.

As this delve would have gone on irrespective of on-field success, then the current lay of the land would also be the point that we would find ourselves at in an alternative reality.

Still, even if the bizzarro world Maggies were sitting on three wins, and rampant talks of coups were still running rife, their coach's seat would in fact feel a tad cooler, as with a flag in his bag just four years earlier, Nathan Buckley would currently have more than just hair in his clenched hands today.

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