@CollingwoodFC Classic Dane.
This classic piece of Swanny humour prompted us to dive into the archives and find some of Swan’s best Tweets.
Hey @kanyewest if you need some help with ideas to change the world I'm your man.. Tell your mate Zuckerberg too
I can handle driving on the other side of the road but walking on the right hand side of the footpath is a nightmare.I keep going lefter
Sporting team themed toilet paper so you can wipe your ass with the team you hate… Your welcome 👍🏼👍🏼
If The first basemen's coach for the royals name rusty Kuntz isn't the greatest name of all time My whole life has been a lie
I'm not ashamed to say Bieber was electric at vmas today 👌🏼👌🏼 and can't wait for Kanye to be president.
I don't think I ever feel better about myself than when I pull over to let an ambulance or fire engine pass me. Good deed done for the month
I need a pet dragon
Why are people that are happy are on cloud nine?? What's wrong with cloud eight or ten?? Can anyone enlighten me…
Seen the second hunger games last night. Great show. Amazing that it's based on a true story…..
Love driving past revolver on way to training on sat/sun mornings and seeing all the spritely and fresh people up and about heading in there