Danny McGinlay, affectionately known as the Banner Man, is known for taking the mickey, but when the AFL scheduled a double-header on Friday, he couldn't help himself.

On the unofficial Western Bulldogs banner, McGinlay takes aim at Geelong's incredible ability to continue landing big-name players whilst never expanding beyond the salary cap. Does a major sponsor help them?

In another of his mock banners, the Cats make note of the Bulldogs' meet-and-greet with royalty, although have lauded a milestone man as the "true king" this week.

Turning his attention to the fiery Sydney Derby for his "pretend" banners, McGinlay took aim at the geographical rivalry between the pair of New South Wales teams, with the older brother turning their noses at the location of their counterpart.

The Giants are wanting to turn the Swans into Bloods, literally.

Western Bulldogs

We're no fashion experts
But are wondering perhaps
Does anyone know if Cotton On
Ever makes salary caps?

Geelong

A visit from royalty
Has Footscray feeling glitz
We all know there's only one true king
Long live the Blitz!!!

Sydney

Welcome to the eastside
We have the great views of the seas
But the best part of Swans land
Is the lack of dirty westies

GWS

We do not fear water birds
Who try and make themselves formidable
By calling themselves the Bloods
We'll make that team name literal

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