Picture: Alex Coppel. Source: Herald Sun.

Check out these comical headlines you almost certainly won’t read in season 2015!

– James Hird accepts blame for drugs saga, apologises to AFL

Sam Mitchell admits he knees players on purpose

– Fans applaud Match Review Panel decision

– Bombers offer Fletcher five year contract extension

– Mark Stevens: ‘I miss Malthouse’

– Caroline Wilson spotted at brunch with James Hird

Levi Casboult kicks six straight

– Bennell finds God, Ablett caught with cocaine

– Brisbane embroiled in salary cap scandal

– Melbourne to host July home games at Mt Bulla

Note: All headlines are fictitious
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