Picture: Alex Coppel. Source: Herald Sun.

Check out these comical headlines you almost certainly won’t read in season 2015!

James Hird accepts blame for drugs saga, apologises to AFL

Sam Mitchell admits he knees players on purpose

– Fans applaud Match Review Panel decision

– Bombers offer Fletcher five year contract extension

– Mark Stevens: ‘I miss Malthouse’

– Caroline Wilson spotted at brunch with James Hird

Levi Casboult kicks six straight

– Bennell finds God, Ablett caught with cocaine

Brisbane embroiled in salary cap scandal

Melbourne to host July home games at Mt Bulla

Note: All headlines are fictitious