If you reside in the capital of the sunshine state or Melbourne's leafy east, you'll probably argue that a description for sustained success is hardly necessary.
There may be multiple ways to define this kind of continual achievement, but none have entrenched themselves within the global sporting lexicon like the succinct term of ‘dynasty'.
For the fans of different faiths located in other grids on the map, the Oxford dictionary defines the expression as ‘a period of years during which members of a particular family rule a country'.
Much like the historical emperors of the far east and the current lineages of European monarchs, footballing history is plotted into eras. Each of these chronological segments are in turn ascribed a presiding class.
The ‘Magpie Machine' ruled the late twenties with four flags under the eye of master technician Jock McHale.
Melbourne and Norm Smith owned the fifties, winning four premierships before being crowned again in 1960.
Despite the horrendous hairdos and the unbearable accompanying soundtrack, the eighties were more than likely the highlight of your life if your heart lies with Hawthorn.
The recent Lions' and Hawks' three peats also had them atop the footballing throne from a large portion of the current century.
It isn't just the stars of these conquering clans that people remember. The lesser lights and smaller cogs in the machine are also fondly recalled by many.
Their rotations in the well-oiled apparatus may have run a smaller circumference, but their team's success was contingent on them spinning consistently without falter.
Reaching football's Everest even once is a tough task. Attempting to stay astride the summit seems outwardly Sisyphean.
If all things were equal, AFL teams would enter each season with a less than six percent chance of taking home the premiership cup. So, to stay above the pack for a number of years requires an ability to count cards.
How is it that many teams of yesteryear were able to collect a cabinet of trophies in such brief periods of time? What are the attributes and indicators that are consistent between them?
Having compared and contrasted these five eras, these storied outfits were found to share more than a handful of commonalities.
The six threads that you can find weaved into the tapestry of these dynasties are:
- High calibre leaders in the coaching box.
- High end talent that created the nucleus of the team.
- Head hunted players that formed a second rung of complimentary talent.
- The ability to retain their own talent.
- Decorated captains.
- Individuals that irrespective of skill understood their role and performed it consistently.
- Off-field stability
With this septet of elements acting as the recipe for a swag of flags, we peeked inside some team's pantries to see if they are stocked with the requisite ingredients for a succession of sweet Septembers.
You will notice the key name of Richmond missing from this experiment. This is due to the fact they are still expanding the bounds of their contemporary success.
This exercise is seeking to look further than an already printed fixture list, so naturally it will be geared towards examining possibilities of future success.
Without further ado, let's see who is next in line to the throne.
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The Club's stability
The off-field steadiness of a football club can be measured by multiple yardsticks.
For the purposes of this experiment, a club's financial status, membership tally (compared to last season) and facilities will be our indicators.
With these three in mind, here's how our ten potential teams performed:
Brisbane: X ✔ ½
Carlton: ✔✔✔
Collingwood:✔ X ✔
Essendon: ✔ X ✔
Fremantle: X X ✔
Gold Coast: X ✔ X
Melbourne: X X X
Port Adelaide: ½ X ✔
St. Kilda: X✔✔
Sydney: ½ X X
West Coast: ✔✔✔
Western Bulldogs: X X ✔
Bearing in mind that this season has ravaged clubs financially, it would be wise to wait until each team has released their annual report before taking any of this as red.
With the pantries now raided and the ingredients measured carefully, we must now assess which teams possess the similar attributes to the legendary teams of the past.
1st - Carlton (7 points)
Equal 2nd - Collingwood and West Coast (6)
4th - Brisbane (5½)
Equal 5th - Essendon and St. Kilda (5)
7th – Port Adelaide (4½)
8th – Fremantle (4)
9th – Sydney (2½)
Equal 10th – Gold Coast and Melbourne (2)
Now I can hear your howls of derision loud and clear. As we are using the inexact science of estimation to form this answer, consuming more than just a grain of salt is a prerequisite.
Although an interesting experiment, future success is nigh on impossible to truly predict. Ask truthful economist.
However, if the past has taught us anything, it is that history is liable to repeat itself when past formulas for success are followed correctly.
The AFL is now without doubt a socialistic competition. With weighted fixtures, a salary cap and a merit-based draft, the days of brown paper bags and third-party premierships are seemingly behind us.
These factors mean that winning a premiership, let alone three or four on the trot, has arguably never been harder.
Despite all of the off field analysing, deliberations and executions, Australian Rules Football has never been a game played on paper. It takes a champion team filled to the brim with stars to stack a trophy cabinet.






