I understand that the routine of football can be mundane. After a win, and nowadays, even after a loss, microphones are placed at the chin of exhausted athletes who must scramble for the words to describe the two hours of combative and demanding exercise they have completed mere moments ago.
It's a perfect storm for players to wield ol' reliable adages, but if I may be so blunt, we've heard them all before.
Here's a list of some of those that grind my personal gears.
10"They snapped a streak."
Not so much a personal gripe, but one that I have heard draw the ire of those at ZH HQ.
"You snap a celery stick, you end a streak," is just some of the infinite wisdom of our fearless leader Mark Stevens.
On that note, congratulations, Dons fans. 11 months is a heck of a long time to not hear the song.
