Redheads get a rough go of things in this country. Bullied in the schoolyard, the butt of jokes in pubs, and all for something they cannae control.
It's time they get some love.
I've taken a look at some of the very best bloodnuts to play our great game, and had a crack at ranking them.
Honourable Mentions: Lance Whitnall, Robert 'Scratcher' Neal, Nick Vlastuin
Two cult figures of their respective clubs, Whitnall and Neal occupy places in the hearts of Blues and Cats fans across the country.
"Big Red" Whitnall overcame multiple weight and injury concerns in his career to finish with a fine CV. Whitnall was an All-Australian, three-time Blues' leading goalkicker, club captain and a best and fairest winner, all inside a career that was cut short at just 28 years of age.

A fixture of the Geelong Cats in the '70s and '80s, Neal sported a red bowl cut while holding shape on a wing. A member of the Tasmanian Football Hall of Fame, Neal could more than hold his own, finishing inside the top 10 in the 1976 Brownlow Medal count, tied with arguably the league's best ever player, 'Lethal' Leigh Matthews.
Richmond's resident redhead Nick Vlastuin is a three-time premiership star. A backman often overlooked in conversations about the league's best, it is perhaps fitting that his importance has only been truly recognised in the lean period that has followed the Tiger's breathtaking recent dynasty. The man the faithful call 'Tigger' has been an exceptional clubman for Richmond, and was granted life membership in 2017.
6Guy McKenna
Guy 'Bluey' McKenna was an uncompromising member of the tough-as-nails Eagles sides that were immediately competitive upon their entry into the VFL, before its 1990 rebranding as the AFL.
Eagles Rookie of the Year in 1988, 1989 VFL Team of the Year member, two best and fairest wins, two premierships, three All-Australians, West Australian captain and a best clubman award winner, McKenna did it all as a player, and shouldn't have that legacy tarnished by a tumultuous tenure as Gold Coast's inaugural senior coach.
Hear the Eagles great in his own words, here:
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