Vice Sports have uncovered this absolute gem of a song from 1988, starring the likes of Damien Bourke (Geelong), John Platten (Hawthorn), Gerard Healy (Sydney), Warwick Capper (Brisbane), Paul Salmon (Essendon), Justin Madden (Carlton), Danny Frawley (St Kilda) and Mick McGuane (Collingwood).
The song, entitled "We Love Football", was even a top 40 hit and it was played by Channel Seven at half time of the grand final.
Warwick Capper even manages to bust out a moon walk on the MCG turf as he attempts to rap.
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