ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA - JULY 11: Alastair Clarkson of the Hawks is interviewed by Dennis Cometti before the round 17 AFL match between the Adelaide Crows and the Hawthorn Hawks at Adelaide Oval on July 11, 2014 in Adelaide, Australia. (Photo by Morne de Klerk/Getty Images)

With Dennis Cometti hanging up the microphone at the end of the season, take a look at some of his best and most famous legendary quotes and sayings.

"Centimetre perfect" - Perhaps Cometti's most famous saying.

"Like a cork in the ocean" - Another famous Cometti-ism, which he first used in the 1992 Grand Final between West Coast and Geelong after Eagle Peter Wilson bobbed up and kicked a brilliant goal.

"Ling's running off the ground a little bit gingerly" - Cometti hilariously describing Geelong's Cameron Ling (who has red hair) as he makes his way off the ground.

"It's like finding a fault with Miss Venezuela" - Cometti when describing Adelaide's Rory Sloane.

"There's a Blair in there" - After Collingwood's Jarryd Blair got stuck in the middle of a pack.

"Ball in dispute, Lamb, now Yze the meat in the sandwich. Really Lamb should be in the sandwich" - Describing Melbourne's Adam Yze and Chris Lamb as they win the ball for the Demons.

"Rocca, like my wife's driving, needs a fair bit of lane." - Describing former Collingwood player Anthony Rocca's need for space in the forward line.

"Alan Didak was Stevie J before Stevie J was Stevie J" - Likening Alan Didak's skills to to Geelong's Steve Johnson.

"Farmer may have an injury to his calf........hmmm, a farmer with a calf problem."

"Spider had both his legs taken out from under him — leaving only the other six to balance on."

"Barlow to Bateman. The Hawks are attacking alphabetically."


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