PERTH, AUSTRALIA - SEPTEMBER 08: Magpies fans show their support during the AFL Second Qualifying Final match between the West Coast Eagles and the Collingwood Magpies at Optus Stadium on September 8, 2018 in Perth, Australia. (Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images)

Collingwood are preparing for a massive preliminary final against the Tigers on Friday night, after reaching the penultimate week of the finals the unconventional way.

They travelled to Perth and lost to the Eagles before beating the Giants at the MCG, although their clash with West Coast at Optus Stadium was certainly played in front of a hostile environment.

In the lead up to that fixture, listeners were asked to call in to Paul & Lise on 96FM, and the results were as expected. Hilarious.

Six people rang into the show, including former Foreign Minister Juile Bishop and actor/comedian Peter Rowsthorn, and gave their best jokes in a brilliant segment.

See the entire video below.